These are trying times in America, a nation divided by rancid partisan politics and the ongoing onslaught of the 24 hour news cycle hammering it home that we will have to make the unfortunate choice between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, two of the most disliked names to ever grace a ballot in a presidential election, in November. But there is something we Americans can unite in — our collective disgust of Canada’s foulest export, Justin Bieber.
Bieber, for some reason, is selling a T-shirt (at a price of $195) that graces the image of shock rocker Marilyn Manson on the front, while claiming on the back: “Bigger Than Satan — Bieber.”
Not since getting punched in the face at a Denny’s has Manson’s imagine been this tarnished.
But you will not find these at your local Hot Topic. Nope, this T-shirt that looks like a relic from 1996 can be found at Barneys, obviously aiming for a very confused demographic of wealthy goth-loving Beliebers who shop on Madison Avenue.